Easy Thanksgiving Recipes for the Lazy Stoner

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Thanksgiving is approaching, and we get it—the thought of putting together a full-blown feast can be overwhelming. But fear not because we’ve got your back with a lineup of Thanksgiving recipes tailor-made for the lazy stoner in all of us.

We’re talking about deliciousness without the stress, so grab your favorite strain, put on some tunes, and embark on a journey of easy-to-master, munchie-worthy recipes to make your Thanksgiving a breeze. Why stress when you can impress with minimal effort? 

Let’s make this Thanksgiving as laid-back and enjoyable as your favorite canna sesh. 

Cannabis Recipes: Easy Thanksgiving Recipes for the Lazy Cook

Enrich your feast with the best Thanksgiving recipes designed for laid-back cooks who want maximum flavor effortlessly. From simple sides to show-stopping mains, these easy-to-follow Thanksgiving recipes ensure a stress-free holiday celebration high on taste. 

‘Weedy’ Good Chocolate Walnut Brownies

Indulge in the perfect blend of rich chocolatey goodness and a touch of euphoria with this decadent cannabis-infused recipe—where classic comfort meets uplifted delight in every bite.

What You Need

• 1 box of your favorite brownie mix (look for one that requires oil, eggs, and water)
• 1 Kiva Milk cannabis-infused chocolate bar or 1 Kiva S’more milk chocolate bar
• 1/2 cup (1 stick) unsalted butter
• 2 large eggs
• 1/4 cup water
• Optional: 1/2 cup chopped walnuts (or pecans work well)

What To Do

• Preheat your oven according to the brownie mix instructions.
• Unwrap the Kiva chocolate bar. Using a sharp knife, finely shave the chocolate into thin curls. Set aside.
• In a microwave-safe bowl, melt the butter.
• Combine the brownie mix, melted butter, eggs, and water in a mixing bowl. Stir until well combined.
• Gently fold in half of the shaved milk chocolate bar into the brownie batter. Save the remaining chocolate for the topping.
• If you want some crunch, fold the chopped nuts into the batter.
• Pour the batter into a greased baking pan, spreading it evenly. Bake according to the brownie mix instructions.
• As the brownies near the end of the baking time, sprinkle the remaining shaved cannabis-infused chocolate on top. Doing this creates a decadent layer of melted chocolate.
• Allow the brownies to cool completely in the pan before cutting them into squares, ensuring a fudgy texture.

Chocolate Bliss Bombs

Unleash your sweet tooth with our cannabis-infused chocolate recipe, featuring a touch of Kiva Confections, a delightful fusion of gourmet chocolate and cannabis, crafting a treat that’s as easy to make as savor.

What You Need

• 1 cup rolled oats
• 1/2 cup almond butter
• 1/3 cup honey or maple syrup
• 1/2 cup shredded coconut (unsweetened)
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• A pinch of salt
• 1 Kiva cark cannabis-infused chocolate bar or 1 Kiva CBN Midnight mint dark chocolate bar
• Optional: Chopped nuts for extra crunch

What To Do

• Combine rolled oats, almond butter, honey (or maple syrup), shredded coconut, vanilla extract, and a pinch of salt in a mixing bowl. Mix well until a sticky dough forms.
• Unwrap the Kiva dark chocolate bar. Using a sharp knife, finely chop the chocolate into small chunks. Set aside.
• Gently fold half of the chopped cannabis-infused chocolate into the dough. Save the remaining chocolate for coating.
• Fold the chopped nuts into the dough if you enjoy a nutty texture.
• With clean hands, shape the dough into small, bite-sized balls. Place them on a parchment-lined tray.
• Briefly melt the remaining chopped cannabis-infused chocolate in a microwave-safe bowl, stirring between each, until smooth.
• Dip each bliss bite into the melted chocolate, ensuring an even coating. Place them on the tray.
• Place the tray in the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes to allow the chocolate coating to set.

Read more: How to Make Edibles With Weed?

Fruity Canna Gin Sparkle Cocktail

Dive into a round of bubbly delight with this cannabis-infused Thanksgiving recipe with a twist using seltzer drinks. 

What You Need

• 1 can (8 oz) Artet cannabis-infused sparkling beverage (pick your flavor: Chamomile Lemon, Grapefruit Rosemary, Strawberry Basil, or Mango Ginger)
• 1 oz gin
• 0.5 oz simple syrup (adjust to taste)
• Ice cubes
• Fresh herbs or fruit for garnish (corresponding to the chosen flavor)

What To Do

• Select your preferred Artet drink flavor: Chamomile Lemon, Grapefruit Rosemary, Strawberry Basil, or Mango Ginger. Each flavor offers a unique blend of botanicals and cannabis, creating a refreshing base for your spritz.
• In a glass, add a generous amount of ice cubes.
• Pour 1 oz of your favorite gin over the ice. The botanicals in the gin will complement and enhance the flavors of the Artet beverage.
• Open an 8 oz can of your Artet beverage and pour it over the ice and gin.
• Add 0.5 oz of simple syrup to the mix. Adjust the sweetness according to your preference.
• Give the ingredients a gentle stir to blend the flavors.
• Garnish your spritz with fresh herbs or fruit that complements the chosen Artet flavor. For example, chamomile blossoms for Chamomile Lemon, rosemary sprigs for Grapefruit Rosemary, basil leaves for Strawberry Basil, or ginger slices for Mango Ginger.
• Sip and savor the delightful combination of Artet’s cannabis infusion and your chosen flavor profile. The sparkling cannabis beverage adds a refreshing twist to the classic spritz.

Canna Vodka Garden Spritz Cocktail

Crafted for those seeking a taste of tranquility, each sip of this THC drink promises a crisp and revitalizing experience.

What You Need

• 2 oz premium vodka
• 1 oz elderflower liqueur
• 1 oz fresh lime juice
• 0.5 oz simple syrup
• Maison Bloom cannabis-infused seltzer in either:
  • Strawberry Provençal + Lemongrass 
  • Watermelon + Pink Peppercorn 
  • Pêche + Wild Honeysuckle
• Ice cubes
• Fresh mint leaves for garnish

What To Do

• Combine vodka, elderflower liqueur, fresh lime juice, and simple syrup in a shaker.
• Add ice to the shaker and shake the mixture to chill the ingredients.
• Strain the mixture into a glass filled with ice cubes.
• Top off the cocktail with Maison Bloom’s cannabis-infused seltzer in your chosen flavor: Strawberry Provençal + Lemongrass, Watermelon + Pink Peppercorn, or Pêche + Wild Honeysuckle.
• Gently stir to combine.
• Garnish with fresh mint leaves for a burst of aroma and added freshness.

Herby Honey Lemonade Popsicles

Chill out with our canna-infused treats, where the sweetness of honey meets the zing of lemon in frozen perfection. 

What You Need

• 1g of ground Jelly Cannabis Co. or Golden State Canna flower
• 1 cup water
• 1/4 cup honey
• 1/4 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice
• A pinch of lemon zest
• Popsicle molds

What To Do

Step 1: Decarboxylate the Cannabis Flower

Preheat your oven to 240°F (115°C). Grind 1g of Jelly Cannabis Co. or Golden State Canna weed flower and spread it evenly on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Bake for 30–40 minutes, stirring occasionally. Doing this crucial step activates the flower’s cannabinoids and enhances the potency of your popsicles.

Step 2: Infuse the Flower

In a small saucepan, combine the decarboxylated cannabis flower and 1 cup of water. Bring to a simmer over low heat for 15-20 minutes. Strain the THC flower from the water, leaving you with cannabis-infused water. Allow it to cool.

Step 3. Make the Honey Lemonade

Combine the cannabis-infused water, honey, freshly squeezed lemon juice, and lemon zest in a mixing bowl. Stir until the honey dissolves completely.

Step 4: Pour into Popsicle Molds

Carefully pour the honey lemonade mixture into popsicle molds, leaving a little space at the top for the popsicles to expand as they freeze.

Step 5: Freeze

Insert popsicle sticks into each mold and place them in the freezer. Allow the popsicles to freeze completely, usually 4 to 6 hours or overnight.

Step 6: Enjoy

Once frozen, remove the popsicles from the molds and indulge in your refreshing honey lemonade popsicles.

Cannabuzz Raspberry Rosemary Lemonade

Enhance your Thanksgiving menu with a delightful twist. Infused with the perfect blend of sweet raspberries and aromatic rosemary, this refreshing concoction adds unique flavors to your Thanksgiving celebration.

What You Need

• 1g of Buzzed cannabis flower
• 1 cup water
• 1/4 cup honey
• 1/4 cup fresh raspberries
• 1 sprig of fresh rosemary
• 1/4 cup freshly squeezed lemon juice
• Ice cubes

What To Do

Step 1: Decarboxylate the Buzzed Cannabis Flower

Preheat your oven to 240°F (115°C). Grind 1g of Buzzed cannabis flower and spread it evenly on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Bake for 30–40 minutes, stirring occasionally. This process activates the cannabinoids and enhances the potency of your infused lemonade.

Step 2: Infuse the Flower

In a small saucepan, combine the decarboxylated cannabis flower and 1 cup of water. Bring to a simmer over low heat for 15 to 20 minutes. Strain the flower from the water, leaving you with cannabis-infused water. Allow it to cool.

Step 3: Make the Raspberry Rosemary Lemonade

Combine the cannabis-infused water, honey, fresh raspberries, fresh rosemary (remove the leaves from the stem), and freshly squeezed lemon juice in a blender. Blend until smooth.

Step 4: Strain the Mixture

Strain the raspberry rosemary lemonade mixture through a fine-mesh sieve or cheesecloth into a pitcher, discarding the solids. Properly doing this will leave you with a smooth, infused lemonade.

Step 5: Serve Over Ice

Fill glasses with ice cubes and pour the canna-infused raspberry rosemary lemonade over the ice.

Step 6: Garnish (optional)

Garnish each glass with a fresh raspberry or a small rosemary sprig for extra flavor and aroma. Sip and savor the unique fruity, herbal, and citrus flavors.

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As we wrap up this culinary adventure, let the Thanksgiving festivities begin! These infused Thanksgiving recipes are not just about flavors but also about the heightened spirit of your Thanksgiving celebration. Remember, with these easy recipes, you will impress your guests and effortlessly survive Thanksgiving dinner hustle, leaving more time for relaxation and enjoyment.

All the canna treats and Thanksgiving cocktail recipes add a touch of cannabis magic, promising a feast that transcends the ordinary. 

So, this year, set aside the usual Thanksgiving turkey recipe and explore Grassdoor’s extensive cannabis menu to create something new. From delectable cannabis edibles to potent flower, Grassdoor has you covered. Grassdoor wishes you a happy Danksgiving filled with laughter, joy, and mellow vibes!

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